6 definitions by ?mypseudonym?

Venus

Second planet from the Sun, it looks white due to the global cloud coverage.
Its surface pressure is 9.2MPa or 91atm, surface temperature 464 C.
It's very hostile on the surface, however above the clouds at about 50km altitude the atmosphere is at the same pressure as Earth's and the temperature ranges from 0-50 degrees Celcius.

Venus likes to destroy surface probes

by ?mypseudonym? May 17, 2021

diamond hoe

the perfect tool for large farms

*hoes 400 blocks* "welp, there goes another diamond hoe"

by ?mypseudonym? June 16, 2020

Shy Guy Beach

The hardest track in Mario Kart Wii.

"these stupid crabs in Shy Guy Beach just put me in 12th place again!"

by ?mypseudonym? June 8, 2020

astronomical unit

roughly the distance between the Earth and the Sun

The distance between the ISS and the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.

by ?mypseudonym? April 23, 2020

bonk

when the bonk patrol fight the horny

1: "nice melons mmm"
2: *BONK* "go to horny jail"
1: "aaaa"

by ?mypseudonym? March 10, 2021

MOAR BOOSTERS

when it just won't get to orbit

reject optimisation, embrace MOAR BOOSTERS

by ?mypseudonym? March 4, 2021