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pwn

(PWN, p'OWN, poon, pAHWN)
n.
a term coined by someone who slept through keyboarding class, it means to 'own' someone, or , rather, to be better than them at something. Admittedly, it is quite addictive to use it.
jim beats bob at super smash bros.:
jim:"I pwn'd you!"
by =^..^= December 5, 2004
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wwjd

"What Would Jesus Do?"
Definitely not the montre of Democrats and other Bible-thumpers..
Lessee.. what would Jesus do about Homosexuals?
Ooh! He would probably beat them, knowing that the White Male is King!
by =^..^= February 20, 2005
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sodomy

Non-vaginal male-female or male-male intercourse of any type.
by =^..^= February 20, 2005
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Princess

(prIN-SESS)n.
1. generally the royal daughter of a king/queen/etc
2. a handy term for certain distasted closet cases, more useful if their last name is something along the line of "king"
"did michael trip you?"
"yes, but I've got something in store for The Princess later.."
*malicious grin*
by =^..^= December 5, 2004
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fucktard

n.
(FUHK-tahrd)
A word used to express the sentiments of calling someone a 'retard' by one who also feels the need to swear at the same time.
Unsurprisingly, the people most likely to use this word are also the people most accurately described by it.
joo R such a FUCKTARD!!!!!!11!!1!
by =^..^= December 5, 2004
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flamer

A man dressed up in womens' clothes. 'Flamer' is a shortened form of 'Flaming Faggot', a burning piece of tinder. How a man in womens' clothes is comparable to burning tinder is beyond me.
"He is a flamer"
"Look at the flamers!"
by =^..^= November 2, 2004
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pretzel

n.
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...
-I ate a pretzel.
-pretzels are nice
by =^..^= December 5, 2004
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