4 definitions by <Inset Witty Pseudonym>
you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 3, 2015
Joel died trying to pass a bumbilical cord
Megan couldn't last without Joel after he died, so she had him made into a huggable urn.
Megan couldn't last without Joel after he died, so she had him made into a huggable urn.
by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 3, 2015
When you go for a turd and the thing just won't break off, poo continues to grow in size without detachment.
Guy 1: I just had a huge bumbilical cord
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.
by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> January 29, 2015
upon ejaculating into ones hand, one may naturally attempt to flick or spidey the cum away from oneself, the cumerrang is the recoil of the cum in such a way - you flick it on to ones self. hideous
by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 3, 2015