A terrible genre of music.
Typically enjoyed by white conservatives of the south or midwest.
To be a male country musician today you must:
* Wear a cowboy outfit
* Have a southern accent (whether it be fake or not)
* Be from Texas (whether you actually are or not)
* Love Bush
* Enjoy Nascar
* Unite with fellow hicks
Billy- "Do all country 'musicians' suck?"
Me- "Besides Johnny Cash, yes."