3 definitions by (insert-name-here)

the uptown lowdown

Its either a sweet dance or a term for fucking

jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same

by (insert-name-here) February 22, 2021

Lesbian

The thing all the girls are as soon as I ask them out or express interest in them. And then a week later they are dating an alcoholic named chaz

Me: Her (Insert gorl name here)), I have had a crush on you for a while now, and I was thinking maybe we could grab a bite to eat later.

Gorl: Sorry am lesbian

Me :(

by (insert-name-here) February 13, 2021

infraundecalocktophobia

the fear of 11 or less locks

person 1: hey man do you know what infraundecalocktophobia is ?
person 2: wtf is wrong with you
person 1: ...

by (insert-name-here) June 8, 2020