lurt

so lame that it hurts.

person 1: hey, man, jo called for you.
person 2: jo who?
person 1: jo mama
person 2: that was so fucking lurt, man.

by ((make yourself!)) August 19, 2004

lults

the opposite of lots; none.
used to confuse people into thinking that you will do something when you will, infact, not.

mom: shawn, go do your homework and clean your room
shawn: lults.

by ((make yourself!)) October 24, 2004

grit

1. a redneck
2. a filthy person
3. a cigarette
4. a grain often served in southern states as breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

when grits want to express feelings, they often say 'hewwwwww!'

by ((make yourself!)) October 09, 2004