1 definition by ''Official Kane fan club''

kane is an extremely unusual god, known to tame most siberian white tigers. and pussy cats. he has beautiful brown eyes and can sing scruge out of his mood swings. kane has found the cure for cancer and AIDS but wont tell anybody because he will have to eat them if they find out. his favorate meals are baby humans and katy perry.
Don't try to talk to kane, he will eat your baby.
by ''Official Kane fan club'' November 16, 2011
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