$$$'s definitions

woteves1

Word used by fat whores and retarded fuckwads. Indicates the death of the internet.

"i totaly got fuXed dis guy in mi but yestreday1!! i mite ave aiids!!@ woteves1"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Ichthyosaurus

The sworn enemy of the Sedge Warbler.

"I WILL sodomize that bloody Mr. Ichthyosaurus!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

sectionals

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!

"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

jesus motocross

The first "x-treme" sport that Jesus participated in during his greasy teenage years, along with Moses Wakeboarding and Muhammad X-Treme Action Suicide Bombing.

"Did go Jesus Motocrossing today?" "Fuck no. I'm Native American."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Rowdy South

Rappers from Arkansas and Oklahoma where is not so dirty but much more rowdy!

Crunk from Tulsa to Little Rock and all up in da Rowdy South!

by $$$ September 22, 2003

Mergle

Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.

"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"

"...mergle"

by $$$ June 29, 2004

mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 21, 2004