$$$'s definitions

mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

radtacular

A combination of the words "rad" and "spectacular".

Lesbian mud wrestling is radtacular.

by $$$ February 21, 2004

woteves1

Word used by fat whores and retarded fuckwads. Indicates the death of the internet.

"i totaly got fuXed dis guy in mi but yestreday1!! i mite ave aiids!!@ woteves1"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Gringabangable

Started by hypocrites.
A girl that you'd fuck without using protection and then expect to have your child because you're a religious zealot.

"Well yeah, she was gringabangable, but I'll fuckin go after her if she sees that abortcher"

by $$$ January 23, 2005

manplant

Breast implants given to one of the male gender.

"Hey, Steven, your manplants look pretty hot. It's giving me NHO."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

video game

Tool used for feeling more supreme than your significant other, usually a female.

"Yeah, Frank, I'm here, playing video games. Which one, you say? Advance Wars 2. I'm beating my wife."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Sedge Warbler

The sworn enemy of the Ichthyosaurus.

"I WILL eat that blasted Mr. Sedge Warbler!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004