$$$'s definitions

sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

radtacular

A combination of the words "rad" and "spectacular".

Lesbian mud wrestling is radtacular.

by $$$ February 21, 2004

video game

Tool used for feeling more supreme than your significant other, usually a female.

"Yeah, Frank, I'm here, playing video games. Which one, you say? Advance Wars 2. I'm beating my wife."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Bangaa

The sexiest demi-human/reptile race in the history of the universe.

"That Bangaa is the sexiest demi-human/reptile race in the history of the universe."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

manplant

Breast implants given to one of the male gender.

"Hey, Steven, your manplants look pretty hot. It's giving me NHO."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Sedge Warbler

The sworn enemy of the Ichthyosaurus.

"I WILL eat that blasted Mr. Sedge Warbler!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004