$$$'s definitions

video game

Tool used for feeling more supreme than your significant other, usually a female.

"Yeah, Frank, I'm here, playing video games. Which one, you say? Advance Wars 2. I'm beating my wife."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

wild turkey

A white cowboy rapper from the "Rowdy South" aka Arkansas who's last album went big in Germany and Europe.

From da rodeo to da barrio gots to bang dat MC Wild Turkey rowdy rowdy loco-stylez!

by $$$ September 22, 2003

radtacular

A combination of the words "rad" and "spectacular".

Lesbian mud wrestling is radtacular.

by $$$ February 21, 2004

woteves1

Word used by fat whores and retarded fuckwads. Indicates the death of the internet.

"i totaly got fuXed dis guy in mi but yestreday1!! i mite ave aiids!!@ woteves1"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Bangaa

The sexiest demi-human/reptile race in the history of the universe.

"That Bangaa is the sexiest demi-human/reptile race in the history of the universe."

by $$$ February 21, 2004