$$$'s definitions

otb

Over The Bars. When a biker bites the dust via going forward over his handlebars.

"way to go otb, dumbass"

"FUCK man, it's wet out, but i dunno what happened..."

by $$$ August 14, 2004

Mergle

Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.

"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"

"...mergle"

by $$$ June 29, 2004

Sedge Warbler

The sworn enemy of the Ichthyosaurus.

"I WILL eat that blasted Mr. Sedge Warbler!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

video game

Tool used for feeling more supreme than your significant other, usually a female.

"Yeah, Frank, I'm here, playing video games. Which one, you say? Advance Wars 2. I'm beating my wife."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

wild turkey

A white cowboy rapper from the "Rowdy South" aka Arkansas who's last album went big in Germany and Europe.

From da rodeo to da barrio gots to bang dat MC Wild Turkey rowdy rowdy loco-stylez!

by $$$ September 22, 2003