$$$'s definitions

sectionals

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!

"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

jesus motocross

The first "x-treme" sport that Jesus participated in during his greasy teenage years, along with Moses Wakeboarding and Muhammad X-Treme Action Suicide Bombing.

"Did go Jesus Motocrossing today?" "Fuck no. I'm Native American."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

radtacular

A combination of the words "rad" and "spectacular".

Lesbian mud wrestling is radtacular.

by $$$ February 21, 2004

woteves1

Word used by fat whores and retarded fuckwads. Indicates the death of the internet.

"i totaly got fuXed dis guy in mi but yestreday1!! i mite ave aiids!!@ woteves1"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

Gringabangable

Started by hypocrites.
A girl that you'd fuck without using protection and then expect to have your child because you're a religious zealot.

"Well yeah, she was gringabangable, but I'll fuckin go after her if she sees that abortcher"

by $$$ January 23, 2005