16 definitions by #mrshempstress
The act of being a Hempress. A female or earthly being that identifies as such, that is of such high ranking within the cannabiz as to be royalty. Expert in all things hemp*, cannabis sativa l.
*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
*Definition of hemp:
1a: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb (Cannabis sativa of the family Cannabaceae, the hemp family) that is cultivated for its tough bast fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
NOTE: Cultivated hemp is often distinguished from cannabis by possessing very low levels of the psychoactive substance THC.
b: the fiber of hemp
… hemp can produce superb paper and construction materials lighter and stronger than lumber.
— Ted Williams
2: a fiber (such as jute) from a plant other than the true hemp
also : a plant yielding such fiber
hemp noun
English Language Learners Definition of hemp
: a plant that is used to make thick ropes and some drugs (such as hashish and marijuana)
Medical Definition of hemp
1: a tall widely cultivated Asian herb of the genus Cannabis (C. sativa) that is cultivated for its strong woody fiber and edible seeds and oil and that is often separated into a tall loosely branched species (C. sativa) and a low-growing densely branched species (C. indica)
The Hempress was cheered by the huge crowd at the annual hemp festival as experts in the hemp industry recognized those in the field making the most impact. She was quoted as saying, "hempressing is an honor and a pleasure and I thank my hempire for their ongoing support."
by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019
NOUN
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
a woman, or earthling who identifies as such, who is a sovereign hemp ruler of great power and rank, especially one ruling a hempire.
The Hempress Sativa rocked the mic in Kingston, Jamaica whilst her hempire watched and cheered her on at the annual hemp festival.
by #mrshempstress October 15, 2019
Mrs. Hempstress went to the Rochester public market district every Saturday to hempducate the public on all the amazing properties of this trending and newly federally freed plant at her hempster's hemp shop where people can ask questions or just get a free hempducation.
by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019
(noun: hempreneur; plural noun: hempreneurs)
1. a person who organizes and operates a hemp business or businesses, taking on greater than normal financial risks in order to do so.
2. a promoter in the hemp industry.
1. a person who organizes and operates a hemp business or businesses, taking on greater than normal financial risks in order to do so.
2. a promoter in the hemp industry.
Many find themselves interested in becoming hempreneurs now with the cannabis plant based disruptive technology hemp is anticipated to be.
by #mrshempstress October 11, 2019
: IN HEMP USE, HEMP PURPOSE
2a: activity in which one is engaging or is currently hemployed
seeking gainful hemployment
b: an instance of such hemp activity
c: the extent or degree to which a hemp labor force is hemployed
Hemployment is high.
3: the act of hemploying : the state of being hemployed
hemployment of a farmer in a local hemp cooperative
2a: activity in which one is engaging or is currently hemployed
seeking gainful hemployment
b: an instance of such hemp activity
c: the extent or degree to which a hemp labor force is hemployed
Hemployment is high.
3: the act of hemploying : the state of being hemployed
hemployment of a farmer in a local hemp cooperative
We are hemploying only the best intellectual property and genetics and teaming up with the right partners to change the world with non intoxicating cannabis or hemp.
by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019
Information regarding hemp, or cannabis sativa l.
hemp•for•ma•tion hemp-fər-mā′shən
n. Knowledge or facts learned, especially about a hemp subject or hemp event.
n. The act of informing or the condition of being informed on hemp; communication of hemp knowledge.
n. Processed, stored, or transmitted hemp data
hemp•for•ma•tion hemp-fər-mā′shən
n. Knowledge or facts learned, especially about a hemp subject or hemp event.
n. The act of informing or the condition of being informed on hemp; communication of hemp knowledge.
n. Processed, stored, or transmitted hemp data
The hempster, Michael Iuliucci Jr MS, available anytime at freeofthc@gmail.com is fully versed on hempformation and current hemp technologies as hemp legalization is a technology release and allows the creativity of people to flourish. The more you know. Stay up to date on hemp.
by #mrshempstress December 7, 2020
One who stresses the hemp. An educator who teaches the masses on the cannabis sativa l. plant, aka hemp. A play on the word seamstress, as hemp is used as a fiber for clothing. Invented by #mrshempstress herself. See other hemp puns invented by the #hempstressoftheroc thank you.
We went to the Rochester public market district in western New York and got hempducated on the hemp plant by a female hempstress who knew a vast array of factoids and offered us multiple suggestions for use of this natural superfood. She definitely stressed the hemp and we learned a ton of information we hadn't known before.
by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019