4 definitions by #15shouldabeenswallowed
A man who pisses excellence . The most unfit and gangly mo for ever but litterly gives the d to everyone everytime hr faces one.cross for 22 years. His dick is definitely bigger then mine but that ok because he's brady.
Tom brady.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
Example 1 mahomey say"were going to play tom brady." Rest of team says. " oh. Well glad I brought the ky this time.
Example 2: (tom brady pissing) is this toilet broken? No it is just satisfied brady passed In it.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 31, 2022
Tom Brady a man who wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. He can't sit down to pee because his Peter piper will float like a sail in the toilet. Also Mahomeys pimp aka the stage name mahomey. He was actually blessed by the tom until the brady retired and now mahomey gotta suck-n-go because he just lost afc title, but the brady has acknowledged dropping mahomey down 28 steps of stairs and called him a pushy and to get up. Tom brady a man with a bigger dick then myself.
Guy 1- He why does that guy #15 look off?
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
Guy 2- oh when he was a baby tom brady dropped him down 28 steps.
Guy 1- ohhh ok now I understand. I guess mahomey is really lucky to have been dropped down those stairs by someone who was created with a golden radiator size penis by the big man himself.
Guy one-tom brady is the big man... 7 superbowls dog! 10 aperances.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 31, 2022
Guy 1- Hey did you feel that
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Guy 2- yeah, I think. did your penis feel like it was tingling to, that was just a sam. She just looked at you it'll go away.
Guy 1- my dick hasn't worked in 20 years.
Guy 2- your lucky. The sam is has a special gift. Her ass is so big it sounds like two bongo drums and when the sam looks at you your penis seems to be bigger then before.
Man 1-I was a 3 inch pinch. But for some reason I heard what sounded like bongo drums and saw his shining silhouette of an angle. my dick gre 9 inches I'm working as a porn star.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
Guy 2. You musta seen a sam.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 31, 2022
A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again
the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.
by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 31, 2022