Greatly Ridiculous Exam, required for admission to grad school
It features essay similarity detection
The GRE is kind of like the SAT only even more evil and more expensive
A. George Bush is the man
B. George Bush is an evil, evil man
WARNING: SIMILARITY DETECTED!!!! "George Bush is... man"
similarity similarity PLAGIARISM PLAGIARISM PLAGIARISM PLAGIARISM!!!!!!!
Graduate Record Examination which is an entrance exam to graduate school. This test is designed by a group of malevolent pedagogues who seem to think that just because we do not use words such as obsequious or pusillanimous in our everyday speech means we would certainly not be a qualified graduate student. It also tests math skills learned anywhere from 5-10 years ago in the quantitative section since we all have committed that geometry into our long term memory it shouldn't be a problem RIGHT!
Person 1: Dude I have been learning 300 words a day for the GRE I know I'm going to do GREAT!
Person 2: Man I changed my major because I could never get high enough on that damn GRE.
Person 1: (the next day) Man I still only got a 390 on verbal how the hell does this happen I'm never going to get into grad school!
Graduate Record Examination. Yeah, even if you're done with high school, the Collegeboard will still torment you with the GRE if you want to get into graduate school. While the main GRE test is very similar to the SAT, there are also subject-based GRE tests. For inexplicable reasons, most graduate schools still require them even though research and GPA are FAR MORE IMPORTANT.
Grrr, Marie has to take the GRE Saturday instead of admiring the Schrodinger equation.
Graduate Record Examination.
Also Grim Rectum Examination for very many takers because of the verbal part in it.
Dude: I took the GRE today and it was like getting my anoos
poked and examined!
Gay dude:oooh thats my type of exam...
1.Graduate Record Examination
2.God Reading English
A:dude, i got only 1000 on gre
B: hey dude, you know what, that's gre
A test to see how much brain one has. Like the SAT, invariably bitched about by the dumb who always score poorly on it. Blacks and white trash say it is biased (and it is - against the stupid). Intelligent whites and most Asians seem to have no problem scoring high on it.
That GRE is a flat out bitch! I told the adminstrator to shove it up her fuckin ass! At least ITT Tech and the University of Phoenix don't believe in such shit as that. I got to go meet my probation officer right now. I'll call y'all when I get off my shift at Wal-Mart. We'll meet at the Honky Tonk and start drankin!