Melvin

Typically a white kid from a gated suburban neighborhood, typically comes from a white collar family. Benefits from the system, while simultaneously attempts to blend into friend groups that are mostly made up of poorer blue-collar persons, mostly for materialistic and/or social purposes.

A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.

You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
“Yo dude, didn’t that guy say he hated Mexican immigrants?”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025
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Hippy

Generally someone who can see the system for all of its flaws, but typically comes from a family that benefits from it. From the 1960s-1970s, around 60-75% of the hippy movement were made up of middle or high class persons who generally dropped out of college to chase “rebellion.”

It was more so a glorified excuse they were chasing rather than real change. That excuse being to not participate in the system while also not participating in the fight against it.
“She’s such an airhead, man, can’t think of anything else but ganja and sex.”
“Leave that hippy, she’s not about changing the system. Waste of your time.”
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025
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She's The One!!

what a mf says about a girl he openly states that he likes. its one of those things that dudes do when they find a girl they WANT more than anything else in the world. shiiiit this mf would prolly travel half way round the world for this girl and still keep on going. but its not usually all what he thinks it is. when they get together for a couple of months or years but dont do anything to make it more serious (ex: sex, marriage, a kiss, anything that would move the relationship forward) the dude will eventually find out he doesnt really like this girl and will most likely move on from her. its just one of those times in life where dudes and girls learn about what love really is and what to find in a person.
Jamal: Bro you need to calm down, shes not all THAT
Brayden: Nah bro i swear SHE'S THE ONE!!!
Jamal & Others: Whatever bro...
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" November 24, 2022
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