4 definitions by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.
That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 13, 2019
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The options and potential sex partners available to swingers.

The opposite-sex attendees of a key party.

The potential hook-ups at a swing party.
I can't believe my luck. I didn't even know the Smiths or Jones were swingers. This key party is dope. The swaptions are all so tasty.
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear October 31, 2010
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When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.
Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018
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When a woman or man places her or his rectum against a woman’s vsgina and passes gas into the vagina.
I hear Angelina Jolie is in the hospital with a horrible infection after she and Jennifer Anniston had an accident while “hot air ballooning” last weekend.
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018
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