!JayAm!'s definitions

sea cruise

Sex on a waterbed

Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.

by !JayAm! December 10, 2016

hedberg

An escalator that is temporarily stairs.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
-Mitch Hedberg

by !JayAm! December 2, 2018

threefill

When you finished your beer, shot, and water, and want some more.

Hot bartender: Can I get ya anything else, hon?

Me: Yeah, I'll take a threefill, please.

by !JayAm! August 27, 2017

temp cycle

When you get fired/laid-off/quit your job and try to get another full time job, but can't for some reason, so you take a temp job. When that ends no one will hire you because they think, "If this guy was any good his last employer would have hired him full time." So you get another temp job because they'll hire anyone.

Justin: I've been looking for a job for 3 months now, and the only places showing any interest are just temp jobs.

Rich: So, what's wrong with that?
J: Well it would be nice to have insurance or paid days off or any kind of benefits, and have a normal, stable job. But I guess I'm just stuck in a temp cycle for-fucking-ever!

by !JayAm! August 3, 2018

cunt-cunt

A woman who is so terrible, calling her a "cunt" isn't bad enough.

Gregory: You comin' out to the bar, tonight, man?
Shmegory: Can't. Rosa's having me work this Saturday.
G: You take too much from that cunt. I mean it.
S: Don't call her that.
G: Why not? If she's not a cunt, I don't know who is.
S: No, I mean, she's worse than a cunt, she's a, uh...she's a...cunt-cunt.

by !JayAm! June 20, 2019

blessing the sink

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.

Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.

by !JayAm! March 3, 2018

haygover

When you drank so much last night that you can't pronounce the letter N.

How you doin' this morning?
Dude, leave me alo', I got the world's worst haygover.

by !JayAm! January 27, 2018