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!@$@^@%!#@%@#'s definitions
call mum
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An excuse to
hang up
on
someone
to be able to
masturbate
.
"Hold on, I
have to
call mum,
I'll call you back
in
10 minutes
"
by
!@$@^@%!#@%@#
June 30, 2007
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