9 definitions by bL0BbY BiTcH
by bL0BbY BiTcH July 12, 2019
That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.
Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!
*next day*
Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH
*at the beach*
Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry
Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok
*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit
*After bathroom*
Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(
Sarah: yes so excited!
*next day*
Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH
*at the beach*
Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry
Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok
*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit
*After bathroom*
Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(
by bL0BbY BiTcH August 10, 2018
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 28, 2019
A game that small 8 year old children like to fuck on and report 17 year olds for breaking the rules when nothing happens. Kids also waste money on robux to by some weird shit from the catolog that make them think they are cool.
Example 1
8 year old boy: Oh boy I can't wait to f*ck on ROBLOX!
8 year old girl: ABC for a girlfriend
8 year old boy: *gets boner* ABC
*Moments later*
They have sex in the girls apartment and later the girl breaks up with the boy and the whole thing happens all over again
Example 2
Me: *dies* sh*t
8 year old: YOU SAID A BAD WORD IM REPORTING YOU!
*Gets reported by a bunch of small 7 and 8 year olds*
*Moments later*
ROBLOX: *Receives a report*
8 year old kids report:
"ThEy sAiD a nO nO wOrD BaN tHeM nOw >:("
ROBLOX: Nothing wrong here!
*About a day or two later*
Me: *is not banned*
Little 8 year olds: BUT WE REPORTED YOU THIS ISNT FAIR U CHEATED >:(
8 year old boy: Oh boy I can't wait to f*ck on ROBLOX!
8 year old girl: ABC for a girlfriend
8 year old boy: *gets boner* ABC
*Moments later*
They have sex in the girls apartment and later the girl breaks up with the boy and the whole thing happens all over again
Example 2
Me: *dies* sh*t
8 year old: YOU SAID A BAD WORD IM REPORTING YOU!
*Gets reported by a bunch of small 7 and 8 year olds*
*Moments later*
ROBLOX: *Receives a report*
8 year old kids report:
"ThEy sAiD a nO nO wOrD BaN tHeM nOw >:("
ROBLOX: Nothing wrong here!
*About a day or two later*
Me: *is not banned*
Little 8 year olds: BUT WE REPORTED YOU THIS ISNT FAIR U CHEATED >:(
by bL0BbY BiTcH December 30, 2019
The mean bratty girl at your school who dates and sleeps with almost every guy on the planet and thinks she is better then everyone. She also bullies you and other people
Person 1: who's she?
Person 2: Oh you mean her? *points* she's a total biiiiiiiiiiitch
Person 1: thanks for warning me
Other way of using this term
A Biiiiiiiiiiiitch: haha! I'm so much more prettier than you two! You guys are soooooo ugly!
Person A: Stop being a bitch
Person B: yeah leave us alone bitch
Person 2: Oh you mean her? *points* she's a total biiiiiiiiiiitch
Person 1: thanks for warning me
Other way of using this term
A Biiiiiiiiiiiitch: haha! I'm so much more prettier than you two! You guys are soooooo ugly!
Person A: Stop being a bitch
Person B: yeah leave us alone bitch
by bL0BbY BiTcH August 10, 2018
Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."
Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"
Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"
Kid 1: "Good idea!"
*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*
10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.
Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"
Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"
Kid 1: "Good idea!"
*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*
10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.
Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019