boytox

When a woman gives up dating / cavorting with the opposite sex for a temporary period in an attempt to enhance her overall well-being, including her mental health and her physical appearance. As a result, she may glow or look younger from lack of frowning and crying as if she had a Botox injection.

When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.

Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.

Dislike or hatred of brown or browning bananas.

When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.

When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.