April Tool

Somebody that says really stupid April Fools Day jokes that piss everyone off.
"I totally did your mom last night!!! APRIL FOOLS!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!!"
"That guy is such an April Tool."
by Tenacious D-Man April 3, 2008
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cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.
Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.
by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017
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Comfermative

When you confirm the affirmative.
On the news tonight it was comfermative that the weather was hot.
by hnycutt March 15, 2017
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downtight

Opposite of uptight; laid back; chill
I hate hanging with snobs. I'm to downtight.
by Sir Words Alot March 27, 2017
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Breitbastard

Unapologetic un-PC alpha male conservative fan of Breitbart news
I hate Sean. He voted for Trump. Fucking Breitbastard
by Dakawn Vick March 26, 2017
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Selfiecide

When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.
This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.
by Mr.Dinoman September 3, 2015
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Jizzneyland

When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.
Troy, NY resident: Did you know that the City Council voted on the "Jizzneyland" zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.
by whocaresaboutNY April 5, 2013
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