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another word for bitch. when vulgar language can't be used
examples: school, church, around grandparents, or anywhere that profain language could get you in trouble.
Dude 1 Man, I asked Emily to help me with my math homework and she totally ignored me.

Dude 2 What a zytch.
zytch by hemendez July 11, 2007
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bee-I-zitch 

Used instead of the more vulgar bitch, for describing a really unpleasant woman,when your listeners include people ( like your Mom ) who would be appalled at such language. Acceptable in even the most curse averse groups.
That teacher is such a bee-I-zitch! She drives me crazy!

She shouldn't act like such a bee-I-zitch! She knows it was an

accident.
bee-I-zitch by gulsh June 3, 2010
Related Words
zytch Zatch zitch zutch Zetchi zyth zythroe zythum zatchey Zatchi

Zythology 

The study of beer and beer-making, including the role particular ingredients play in the brewing process. A zythologist is a student and connoisseur of beer who possesses knowledge of ingredients, pouring techniques and beer pairings.

from Greek zythos (beer) and logos (study)
The waiter won’t know which beer to pair with a roasted rack of lamb. I’ve been studying zythology and I think you should have the lager.
Zythology by togna bologna November 24, 2010

zitchdog 

it's a car game, every time you see a dog you gotta be the first one to say ZITCHDOG!
zitchdog
zitchdog by marshall eriksen May 22, 2009

Zythophile 

Someone who loves beer and all things beer-related. Similar to people who are passionate about wine, a Zythophile will be obessed with talking about beer, tasting beer, cooking with beer, the history of beer, brewing techniques, pairing beer with food, attending beer festivals, etc.
You are probably a Zythophile if you have a stash of craft beer/ microbrews at your house at all times. You talk your friends to death about what beers you've tried and use words such as "malty","hoppy", "refreshing", or "mouthfeel" with other adjectives to describe beer. You have a strict aversion to Budweiser and Coors. You have a home-brewing kit in your kitchen, and are interested in serving beer in the proper glassware. Or you just really like to drink beer.
Zythophile by veeray October 30, 2012

Zatching 

When you send an email for the purpose of attaching a document to send to someone and you zone on actually attaching the said document.
Ex1

Email: I have attached the document you requested to this email.

Reply Email: Thanks but there's no attachment.

Reply Reply Email: Here it is. Sorry I completly zatched on that last email.

Ex2

Jess: I hate zatching on emails, it makes me feel like a dumbass.

Steve: At least you have all 10 of your fingers.

Zatching by Stratis February 18, 2009
Another way of saying Bizotch, which is another way of saying Bitch. Zotch is less offensive form of Bizotch, and can be used in casual conversation.
Jessica : Hey you!
Me : Whaddup zotch, hows it goin?
Jessica : Pretty good..
Zotch by Virendar August 1, 2010
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