zylophobia 

Zylophobia is a phobia in where a certain person is scared or acting like a retarded pedophile towards a username named Zyleken (An impersonation of Zyleken is also counted as a zylophobe.) Most of them are impersonations who lie like the pedophiles they are and never get away with it.

Damn! You cloned Zyleken you Zylophobic piece of shit!
Why haven't you replied to Zyleken? Are you zylophobic?
Have ya heard of zylophobia yet?

zylophobia by Zyleken June 27, 2010

xylophobia

Xylophobia is a fear of wooden objects or forests.

His xylophobia kept him from eating Popsicles, because of the wooden stick.

xylophobia by Kevin Talley August 28, 2007

Zanophobia 

Usually a male who makes you feel special. He makes you feel like you are the only girl in his life, when really he is trying to use you and then throw you out and get another female to use.

Yo that guy has been with so many girls lattely, yeah he has zanophobia

Zanophobia by Ashley Tew February 5, 2019

Zaynophobia 

Fear of the absence of anybody called Zay, namely knowing that s/he is not going to be able to be in attendance for a particular event/time.

This condition is common in people who are close friends with Zay. This, like all fears/phobias, is irrational, as Zay will always be with you in spirit.

Person 1: "I'm having my recital this Friday, I hope Zay can come."
Person 2: "I don't think she can, I think she has an exam that day"
Person 1: "Damn, talk about your Zaynophobia".

Zaynophobia by FounderEffect October 14, 2011

hylophobia 

Hylophobia, also known as xylophobia, ylophobia, and dendrophobia, is a psychological disorder defined by an irrational fear of wood, forest or trees.

The term hylophobia is derived from the Greek ὕλη hylo-, meaning "wood or forest", and phobo- meaning "fear".

hylophobia by Aerosols May 19, 2016

Zelophobia 

An Extreme Fear Of Jealous Or Intense Emotion.

Elizabeth signed off myspace because she has Zelophobia and some girl was flirting with her boyfriend.

Zelophobia by Vandalised Love March 8, 2008

Zenophobia 

The inability to calmly reflect on bogus news.

'No, we don't pay the fuckin' EU £350M a week to regulate the curve of our bananas - so that is no reason to ruin our children's future by leaving the EU - calm down, now is not the time for tabloid induced zenophobia.'

Zenophobia by Cheese-Mogg September 19, 2021