Zomgwtfbbqwings is a derivation of a myriad of 1337. It was first used in a village in southasia where a local schoolteacher Zomg'd a word. A student quickly Wtf'd it and another Bbq'd his wings. Since then it has been widely accepted as the most ownage and even pwnage 1337 form of surprise.

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