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Schizophrenic ramblings of someone who has truly gone off the deep end. This phrase just so happens to be one of the ones repeating in their head the most by the various voices contained inside their shattered mind.
Schitzo: Zlawg is going wacky right now!!!

Mentally-Sound Individual: What the fuck is a zlawg???
Words you can keep
The new word for dawg and only used in context of talking to your mentally retarded best friend.
Pack it up zlawg, you’re dumb asf.
Zlawg by WordJit September 4, 2025
This word is typically used in a normal sentence but nobody really notices, Zlawg can be used in replacement to random animals names.

“But no dogs. We don’t like dogs” - Zlawg 2025
“Why my Zlawg look like that?”

“Zlawg what you talking about?”
Zlawg by Zlawg September 6, 2025
Alien dawg, used to describe someone who acts and sounds weird, alien like.
-charles manson is the only celebrity id wanna meet
-Zlawg what 🙏
Zlawg by respear October 27, 2025
Zlawg is someone who acts weird, alien like, abnormal
-charles manson is the only celebrity id wanna meet
-Zlawg whar 🙏
Zlawg by respear October 27, 2025

Zawgatron 

Zawgatron thinks he's paying the bills
Zawgatron by Ubuntu55655 May 30, 2023
Dawg but instead of a D it has a Z to be cooler. Similar to zamn, used in same context as Zawg or bro
"You what's up Zawg?!" "Yo that's crazy Zawg"
Zawg by Zawg447 July 10, 2023
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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