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Zeitenschmerz

The distinct melancholy or mourning one may experience when thinking about the potential pasts, presents, and futures one may have experienced had they made different decisions in their life; a negative reaction to the endless stream of possibilities and 'what if's one accumulates throughout their lifetime
"Dude, I've been thinking about how my life could be right now if I did get together with that one girl from school, and now I'm super bummed."
"That's just Zeitenschmerz for you."
Zeitenschmerz by Who's Dom? April 8, 2021
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Zitellona 

An Italian adjective, usually referred to a woman who can't get a boyfriend because of her appearance or her character (sourness, frigidity, shrewish).
Insomma se è stressato da queste continue lamentele decide un suo sostituto, così lui si rilassa, pensa al dà farsi ed evita le sue solite sparate da zitellona.
Zitellona by GR Coward Anonymous November 2, 2007

Zeitblazer 

A hybrid word referring to a zeitgeist trailblazer - that is, someone who is at the cutting edge of the zeitgeist in terms of coining new phrases/buzzwords or devising new theories and products/services.
Elio: Hey, I just got a word I made up accepted into urbandictionary.com!

Craigar: Wow! Dude, you are such a zeitblazer! Blaze on, you crazy diamond!
Zeitblazer by Jobin Shabe October 31, 2011
a beautiful, classy girl and has a lot of potential in life. could wound up being someone who you don’t want to be around one day tho. should always watch your back.
that girl is a zitelli
zitelli by kuulxgg December 26, 2019
Zeiter is the best person in the world because he epic gamer and awesome so suck it. He is 100% not annoying. I'm not sure if there is anyone out there that is also named zeiter other than that girl i met at greek school but just incase you didn't know, i'm personally a boy. I live in australia so that's cool. I'm not sure if u do though... YEET! And also, to Julius, it's a conspiracy!
Hi Zeiter, u (Don't) suck.
zeiter by ZuperDrake75 November 6, 2019
Zitel is an abbreviation of chizitelum in Igbo.. she absolutely beautiful with a beautiful eyes, body shape and a Nice smile.... she very smart, intelligent and outspoken.... she doesn’t joke with what she loves.... she likes to stand out .... she is a go-getter.. zitel brings good luck.. a zitel is for keep and Dnt mess with her feeling because she will show you her dark side.
I met zitel today, do you know her?

Yes! That girl with the prettiest face! I love because her beauty lights up the room when she walks in
zitel by Angelbenjen November 24, 2021