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An Ytzen is a small person. He is likely knee height, blond and will look somewhat like a dwarf but don’t be mistaken because he will have a huge ego. Ytzen makes a lot of jokes but he is most likely not even joking.
“You see him there?”
“No?!”

“To the ground”

“Oh damn, almost missed him”

“Yeah that’s Ytzen”
ytzen by Oeff June 2, 2021
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Sergei Yatzenko

A poor man who was brutally tortured and murdered at the age of 45 by the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, as they recorded him suffer (a viral video known under the name of 3 guys 1 hammer)

Important warning: DO NOT EVER WATCH THAT VIDEO. DO TELL ANYONE TO WATCH IT. It will completely traumatize you/them for the rest of your/their existance. I didn't watch it myself, but I heard about it, and trust me, it is shock and gore at its purest form.
Person 1: Man, ya seen what happened to that guy named Sergei Yatzenko ?
Person 2: I pray for him every day, bro...
Sergei Yatzenko by JuztSumGuy May 10, 2015
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ytzen • yazen • ytzel • Yezen • Yezenia • Yuzen • yzenia • yatzen • yazendu • Yazeniah
the most beautiful guy and the most handsome funniest guy in the world

you can't resist him
he cool af
omg you so cool, you have to be a yezen
yezen by Urban Hacker August 13, 2020
Ytzel is a very caring girl. She can be so nice and treat you like family. But don’t get on her bad side because she is not afraid to call you out. Ytzel is so beautiful and any guy would be lucky to be with her.
Ytzel and Michelle don’t live near but they are best friends till the end
ytzel by no que no May 21, 2018
1. A cute, dark eyed female with a beautiful personality and curly hair that always looks like she's just had a tumble in the sheets.
2. Is both smart and sexy, and commonly mistaken for the hot teacher/ librarian in music videos/ movies.
3. The girl who must always teach people how to pronounce her name. (no s, or j)
4. Always found paired with friends who's names start with a k.
5.Appears quiet, but is really just waiting till she gets to know you to turn into the freaky girl she's always been.
6. Favorite things are asians and harry potter.
Boy 1 : Oh wow, WHO is that?
Boy 2: oh, that's yezenia. Don't even bother, you're not good enough. No offense. you just need to be really smart AND cute

asians freaky sexy smart curly
Yezenia by yezzey3 September 30, 2011
Based off the nickname for "Frozen Yogurt" (Frozen Yozen)
The word yozen is a way to say pretty much any adjective. Use it in your everyday life to mean awesome, terrible, mean, nice, cool, or whatever else you want
I don't like that guy, he looks kinda yozen

Give me some of your frozen yozen

Bob: That roller coaster was so YOZEN!
Sarah: I know, let's ride it again
Yozen by Big J Dog August 9, 2009
A tall dark and handsome pali who is so freaking awesome. He also totally belongs to me bitches.
girl 1: yazen is so cool
girl 2: like i know
beanie: excuse me betch?
Yazen by ImaKetty January 21, 2009
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