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you dont understand 

A phrase used when describe something in-descibable, used when you are telling a story or something and what you are trying to describe can not be defined by words or any other means.
person telling: I went to this party last nite, it was awsome, the best ever........sighs with a smile.
Person listening: really, what happened?
Person telling: stuters stuck for words on where to start......oh my god...you dont understand.
Words you can keep

and you dont seem to understand 

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing
I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

aka the lyrics in the hit anime show serial experiments lain about a girl whos gay going into COMPUTER WORLD
person 1: and you dont seem to understand
person 2: bro... are you lainpilled??
person 1: yea

person 1 and 2 now have a very hot makeout session

You don't understand 

Bulletball is gonna be an olympic sport
You don't understand- Marc Griffin's famous last words.

Gunga Ginga, you'll don't understand... 

"Gunga Ginga, you'll don't understand" is used when you're talking about something you know the other person wouldn't understand.
Mike: bro *kisses him on the lips* today is October 26th !!
Joe: what? * pushes him angry *wtf are you doing??

Mike: Gunga Ginga, you'll don't understand...

you don't think i understand!? 

(phrase used with extreme anger and distaste)a term used when you dont understand something but still make a dramatic effort to make it seem like you do, in fact, understand.
kid 1: "as my hair grows so does my personality"

kid with no clue: ..........

kid 2: i dont think he understands

kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND 

shout this at your friend without context.

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN
AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEAR
WILL TURN TO WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MIGHT HURT YOU
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT MEANS SO MUCH
AND YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL A THING
person 1:"AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND"
person 2:"stfu this is the 65536th time you've suddenly started singing this song please seriously get some help"

I don't understand why you searched this up

Why... what do you hope to gain from this

Tell me why, (ain't nothing but a heartache), tell me why ( ain't nothing but a mistake)
But for real why did you look this up?
I don't understand why you searched this up
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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