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The last name belonging to a select group of handsome Japanese studs with firmly toned asses and great smiles. A Yonami can take a woman's heart with no effort at all, but will usually choose not too. This is due to extreme laziness and a complete disregard for regular ass hoes. A Yonami can get a girl in bed simply by saying "It's a nice weather today" and SLAPPING that bitch in the face. Yonamis are known for their plain white t-shirts, heavy drug use, ninja samurai skills, and shitty English.
Nic: "Mr. Chi! Did you see that kid steal my bitch right now? He did a backflip and chugged a whole bottle of vodka while kicking Nour in the face!"

Mr. Chi: "Shit. His last name must be Yonami."
yonami by Eness December 17, 2013
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Ynami (pronounced ee-nami), derived from the same Latin root for the word tsunami, connotes a person who is so incredibly sick and pathologically evil that similar to a tsunami, a ynami is completely destructive to the lives of others unfortunate enough to be found within their path.

A ynami is an entirely untrustworthy and evil person at their core. However, it is difficult to immediately identify them, stemming from the fact that a ynami appears at first to be very friendly. This amiability is just a ruse, whereby the ynami is merely waiting for the opportune moment to attack or use their victims.

A ynami is similar to a charlatan, who appears to be gentlemanly, is intelligent, and is very charismatic. Similarly, a ynami is a habitual liar and exceedingly manipulative. However, unlike a charlatan, who's actions are for monetary or professional gain, a ynami is more insidious, acting out of personal ego or simply for the sport of it.

People who do not know the ynami personally are often willing to believe their lies and take them at face value. This stems from the fact that a ynami has an uncanny ability to lie and manipulate, coupled with their exceeding intelligence.

At their core, the ynami is a coward. When confronted, they will create lies to try to get out of a difficult situation. They are also incredibly vindictive, and passive-agressive, using threats and vicarious means to attack anyone who questions them or confronts them with the truth.
''Don't trust him, he's a ynami.''

''Be careful when you go out tonight, he may be charming but he could be also be a ynami.''

''Woe unto him who happens to cross the paths of a ynami''

''Stay away from Jose, he's not just bad news, he's a ynami.''

''My operation went horrible, when I confronted my doctor, he concocted a story full of lies accusing me, saying the reason why I didn't heal was my fault. Turns out my doctor was a ynami''.
ynami by Editors Review May 4, 2022
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An alpha ligma chad of Iraqi Jewish descent who lost his virginity over 300 times to anime body pillows
Anime thot: Yonani, yamete kudasai
Yonani: no
Yonani by SlondyBondy September 24, 2021
Persona la cual su nombre no es comun.Dominicana con mucho trasero , persona que prefiere a personas que no son sus familiares , que tiene ataques de ira constantemente .
Yonairy prefiere comer pollo y no ensalada.
yonairy by Love_for_ever April 15, 2016

Yodamize 

To transform a sentence of the average vernacular to that which Yoda would approve of.
Original Sentence: I Do Smoke Mary Jane Every Day

Yodamized Sentence: Smoke mary jane every day, I do.
Yodamize by The Komoxile February 23, 2011
Inspired by Swiss pilot Yoram, it was a joke from their crazy french teacher. It has now come to mean...wandering aimlessly around the school hallways because of freshmen socially awkward phases. Not to be confused with depression or Santiniing.
"I saw Yoram the other day and he was yoraming around the hallways because he was so lonely."
Yoraming by the dingo hunter November 29, 2011
A name for a male who masturbates to pictures of Emma Watson. Typically is Jewish, Mexican and mows lawns to get turned on.
Dammit Yonair, stop trying to sleep with my sister.
Yonair by Country-bank_africa April 23, 2015
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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