yelnatsed 

Verb. Describing the event of attempting to open a car door simultaneously with the unlock button being hit. The result of such event is being "Yelnatsed" and the door will not be successfully unlocked (remain locked until further attempts).
*One can be yelnatsed once, twice or even three times. Being yelnatsed more than three times is highly unlikely and can be avoided by more effective communication between the "unlocker" and the "opener".

As we all climbed into the car I was the only one who got yelnatsed because I was too quick to open my door.

yelnatsed by Jaceth May 2, 2010

Yelnats 

Yelnats, the last name and short name for Stanley Yelnats IV, main character of the best-selling book and box-office smash hit "Holes". Yelnats is a delinquent with a fondness for bananas and an unhealthy amount of affection for the proper maintenance of holes. He is portrayed by Hollywood megastar actor (gay?)sex symbol Shia LaBeouf, star of the 2003 mega-thriller "Holes", as well as CGI masterpieces "Transformers", "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen", and "Transformers: Dark Side of Moon". He was given the role because he too shares a certain love for bananas and the functionality of holes, and proved to be the best able to get into the character properly.

Did you guys see that movie, "Holes", starring 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2013 "Peepol's Magazine's" sexiest actor to ever star in a movie about holes, Shia LaBeouf, who portrayed the main character Yelnats? Who am I kidding, EVERYONE HAS SEEN IT!

Yelnats by Shia-sama December 18, 2012

Stanley Yelnats Sweater 

Much like the bill cosby sweater, the movie Holes starring Shia LaBeouf has provided us with the Stanley Yelnats Sweater. It involves eating an entire raw onion before sex. During sex, induce vomiting onto your partner's chest. For an extra challenge, first consume a raw onion with a can of peaches. Then, during sex, vomit on your partners chest to fully complete a Sploosh Sweater.

"Did you hear what she got for Christmas?"

"No, what?"

"A Stanley Yelnats Sweater!"

Stanley Yelnats Sweater by gazerbeam April 25, 2013

Stanley Yelnats

The act of standing back to back with your significant other, bending over and having sex backwards. (your butt-cheeks should be touching and your penis should be between your legs.)

-"Have you read Holes?"

-"No, but I am an expert on Stanley Yelnats."

Stanley Yelnats by the hyman bros. May 25, 2010

elya yelnats 

a no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather

Elya Yelnats is Stanley's no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.

elya yelnats by stanley yelnats II November 30, 2021