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yellow shoe 

A white sneaker that has been involved in many sexual activities, and has been covered in cum stains. After a shoe has received 20 loads of cum it is considered a "yellow shoe" because the yellow color stains are very apparent on the white leather of the shoe.
Tori: Why are you so nervous today?

Alexis: I had Ken over last night and he unloaded number 20 on my white Keds, and he made me promise to wear them today. I just hope nobody notices they hit yellow shoe status.

Tori: Trust me, nobody is gonna know its cum. Your shoes are so covered in his stains everybody just thinks you wear faded yellow sneakers.

Alexis: Yeah, his cum stains just wash off my shoes, they smell so bad.
yellow shoe by Gmail548 April 20, 2010
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Yellow Shoelaces 

Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.
Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.
Yellow Shoelaces by Leo D Feltcher December 15, 2008