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A Yatsko is a type of car that was made from 1969-1989. It also must be concidered a high class car that was sporty in its day. It must be either gray, blue or black to be concidered a Yatsko. The most common Yatskos are BMW's and Mazda's that were made in the 80's.
Alesha: Hey did you see that gray car for sale on the corner?
Jordan: Yeah what was that???
Alesha: I'm pretty sure it was a 1979 skyline...
Jordan: Oh god, thats such a Yatsko.
yatsko by amt314 January 4, 2008
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Yatskies 

It was so cold his yatskies were freezing off.
Yatskies by BigMacT December 1, 2011
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Yasko Climb 

A general sexual term that can be applied to describe almost any sex position.

Most often it is describing sex the way it ought to be; both people staying still (strictly no thrusting) and no noise uttered.
dude 1: Hey dude, did you Yasko Climb that chick last night?
dude 2: Yeah, and then we did the Scottish Hammock
Yasko Climb by quofemaster August 20, 2009
A yatzko is pewbs that have been munched on so much they are soggy and moist
Jeremy had some yatzko when I was going to give him head.
Yatzko by Skamer October 15, 2019
Bosnians that run over chickens with their trucks.
yasko by blah January 29, 2004

Yaskotch 

A delicious cocktail for women, and only women who love to drink scotch. Two parts scotch, one part yakult. Stir and mix with ice.
Kim Kardashian (upon seeing yakult in your fridge): Omg do you have scotch?
You: Yeah, I think my dad has some
Kim Kardashian: Let's have some yaskotch!
You: ... Okay Kim K
Yaskotch by Dacs' Skype Password September 28, 2011
Tall dark and handsome man. Very muscular and healthy. He's very skilled with his hands, tongue and mouth.

Incredibly smart and funny too.
Sometimes fucks Donkeys...
Once you go Yasko, you never go back
Yasko by yeah!8596445 February 24, 2013