x0nkers Share definition Flag A l33t Linux nerd. Most likely spending time developing software, hacking high-profile networks, or raping people on MMORPGs. Yo man, did you hear about that kid who hacked Sony?Yeah, he was such a x0nkers. x0nkers by ROFLsec November 14, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the x0nkers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch