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wut-the-fuk-er-ee
Stemmed from the internet acronym wtf, meaning "What the f*ck?". Wtfery is any action which is expected to cause an onlooker to wonder... "wtf?"

Jim: Janie shoved her head in the toilet and drank the water.
Bob: That's some wtfery right there.

wtfery by Lee Carter August 6, 2005

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wtfryd

what the fuck r you doin

hey wtfryd?

wtfryd by rylans September 19, 2019

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WTFer

One who WTFs people; One who makes people WTFed; one who brings people to WTFness

He's one good WTFer.

WTFer by pepsiblast08 July 15, 2010

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Wifery

The art of mastering loving your spouse and yourself at the same Damn time.

Mrs. Stephens is the epitome of wifery.

Wifery by Conversation with Wives October 30, 2019

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Wafery

An adjective used to describe something (usually a baked good or other treat) as being made with some form of thin biscuit (wafer).

A Coffee Crisp bar is full of wafery goodness.

Wafery by Dratte April 15, 2011

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wtFERREYRA

a term of frustration or confusion, mostly centering around the Ferreyra clan of Peru.

wtFERREYRA are you doing?
I just got in a car accident. wtFERRAYRA.

wtFERREYRA by Johnny McTut May 23, 2008

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wifery

A mature, homely, domestic, motherly and sexually attractive woman.

"Look at that wifery thing over there"

wifery by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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