winnipd

while your eating your meal, your notice a hair in your mouth.... you reach in with your fingers to pull it out, only to have your mates pissing themselves laughing, pointing & telling you "you've been winnipd"

A winnnip is a hair from between your asshole & your ballbag.

Pluck a winnip from between your asshole & your ballbag, secretly place in your friends (or not friend) meal, wait until you see them removing it from their mouth & spring the great news to them!!! You've just been Winnipd!!!

CAUTION: removal of winnips may cause tears.
ingestion may cause laughter at your expense!

by randy humpalot December 15, 2007

Winnipeg Check

A process used by locals of the city of Winnipeg. The check consists of scanning any public area in the city for people you know, as the chances are good that you will know someone.

Alright guys, hold on, Winnipeg Check...Nope.

by Trrl June 16, 2011

winnipeg

For definitions about Winnipeg, see:

'Winnipeg summer' - also: tundra town and little Antarctica or zambonieville - you know, the peg!

winnipeg aka: winterpeg If it's summer yee seek, stay away from this wretched place of icy winds and dark days! Phoenix is the place where the sun spends the winter. Winnipeg is a place to FROM! As in: Yeah, I'm from Winnipeg. But now I live in (fill in your fav warm & sunny locales)... not tundra town, little Antarctica, zambonieville - not the peg

by Century25 October 11, 2013

Winnipeg

One of the coldest places in North America.

Larry: It's so cold.
John: I know. It feels like we're in Winnipeg.

by Iceman356 September 30, 2019

'Winnipeg summer'

A two-day or three-day weekend.

Pamela mentions to her friend - 'Hey! When's it gonna warm up?' Angie says: Ha-ha, a 'Winnipeg summer' - that's a weekend! Guess you missed it when you went to Toronto last week. Remember, this is Winterpeg we live in. Phoenix - it's not.

by Century25 September 26, 2013

winnied

When you get so intoxicated that you make bad decisions and have very little memory the following morning.

I got so winnied last night that I blacked out three times.

by slah September 13, 2014

Winnipeg Jets

Left in '96, back in 2011. The NHL franchise with the greatest and loudest fans in the entire league. Anyone who disagrees has not been to the MTS Centre.

Winnipeg Jets. We're back baby

by guitarhero2 January 21, 2012