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Wifisexual 

A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.
Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."
Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

wifeysexual 

Only being attracted to your wife/wifey/waifu
Person 1: “So like, I’m in love with you bro.”
Person 2: “Sorry bro, but I only love my wife and no one else, miss me with that gay shit.”
Person 1: “Oh so you’re wifeysexual, my bad bro.”
wifeysexual by The Only Black Jesus November 28, 2020

wifesexual 

when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.
me: “sorry, not sorry random girl hitting on me at the bar; im wifesexual. i love my lovely wife so much and will only ever be attracted to her and only her.”
wifesexual by bigbaiierbro July 22, 2024
Word of the Day on October 31, 2024

wifeysexual 

Only into anime LADYS

And not real ladys
“Hey u into that girl?”
“Nah bro I’m only into misa from death note. you know I’m wifeysexual”
wifeysexual by Gayaas December 18, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026