whorticulture 

The science or art of cultivating whores, 'hoes, prozzies, or skanks. equivalent to 'red lite district'. an environment subject to high jezebel output.

paul - 'hey adam, do ya wanna go to the Pubic Triangle?'
adam - 'fo' sho' paulie, that place has a thriving whorticulture, yo'

whorticulture by your mama+papa November 17, 2004

Whoreticulture 

Whoreticulture is the industry and practice of celebrity cultivation including the process of garnering fame and admiration for nothing short of a poorly made sex tape.

Whoreticulturists conduct a monetarily successful existence in the practice of pornography, poorly made pop music, and self commercialization usually in the form of a perfume or clothing line. The work involves fucking on film in a hotel room, releasing it to the public on the internet, landing a successful reality TV show, in some cases getting punched in the face on said reality show, putting out an "Autobiography" with a nauseating title written by someone else, and recording a pop song that when listened to, will make you lose complete faith in the human race.

Their staggering ability to remain famous despite the fact they're completely talentless is a testament to how far our empty culture has fallen.

There is the old saying, "50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong" perhaps that's true... But 50 Million Kim Kardashian fans have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Now that's what I call whoreticulture.

Whoreticulture by manifestjoe May 16, 2011

horticulture 

A subsistence pattern distinguished by intensive gardening. Essentially small-scale farming, growing all manner of vegetables, fruits, herbs, and other plant products.

In societies that subsist on horticulture, there is a strong association with matrilineal families; daughters inherit the land from their mothers. The men clear a patch of forest for a garden and the women take over. This is usually accomplished by slash-and-burn.

The most important relationship in a horticultural society is usually the bond between brother and sister (as opposed to between father and son in many farming societies); a woman marries and her husband is recognized as the father of her children, husband and wife generally live separately and the main father figure for her children is their maternal uncle.

Among the societies that practice horticulture are the Maroons of Suriname, the Mosuo and Naxi of China, and numerous indigenous peoples in Indonesia and the Americas, like the Iroquois, Navajo, Hopi, Zuni, and Zapotec. All of these nations are traditionally matrilineal.

horticulture by Lorelili November 7, 2012

whorticulturist 

any person who has sex with plants often

Jenny was a staunch and steadfast whorticulturist. She had sex with her favorite fern Benny way more often than her other plants.

whorticulturist by provider44 January 17, 2010

horticulture 

The use of one word, to mean two, three or four words in a sentence.

You can lead a HORTICULTURE but you can't make her think.

horticulture by Kfur74 November 19, 2007

whoreticulture 

A hobby which involves shagging or fucking a slapper in your or in a neighbour's garden.

Fancy a bit of whoreticulture love? I'll get me tool out...

whoreticulture by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

whortaculturist 

One who sells their manscaping skills for pleasure and financial gain.

Julie was a dentist by day and whortaculturist by night.

whortaculturist by coldblackbetty September 18, 2012