whorethentic 

adj; a clearly obvious bonafide whore. someone who enduces strong impressions of a crack dealer/hookers daughter. also possesses the ability to cause devastating long term baby-momma situations, and in some situations a crab count that would sink every boat on the "deadliest catch"

"that bitch is whorethentic"
"crazy slut is museum-grade whorethentic"
"my russian bride is as whorethentic as the brochure claimed"

whorethentic by morito August 25, 2011

Workthentic 

The integrated, intentional expression of your professional authentic self—not the whole self, which is made up of many parts. It’s the part of you that understands context, reads the room, and shows up with clarity, integrity, and alignment.

Not aspirational fluff. Not performance. Just real professionalism, consciously chosen.

After layoffs, Maya held space for her team’s emotions without oversharing her own. She didn’t sugar-coat the truth, she stayed grounded, calm, and clear. That’s workthentic—not detached, not performative—just the leader her team needed

Workthentic by Conneryh August 1, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016