whoremione

The name given to Emma Watson's version of Hermione in the Harry POtter movies. Instead of having extremely bushy hair, and dark thick eyebrows, and not being particularly pretty, as the books say, Whoremione has slightly wavy, almost blonde hair. In the books, Hermione is a smart know-it-all with a slightly annoying, but loveable personality. In the movies, Whoremione spends her time telling Harry "I'm scared for you!" and clinging to him like static, instead of clinging to Ron, as cannon would have it.

Many teenage boys and lesbians have fallen in love with what they think is Hermione, but is really Whoremione.

Teenage boy: Oh My gosh, Hermione is, like my favorite character!
HP fan: Have you actually read the books?
Teenage boy: No, but she's HOT!
HP fan: *steams from ears* No, you actually like WHOREMIONE!!

by Suzie Collers December 9, 2008

whoremonica

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.

Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.

by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

whormone

the female hormone that gives a women the desire to become a hooker or such.

wow her whormones are acting up.

by Fluffy McNubNubs April 1, 2008

Whoremones

hormones which make you act as a whore

Dang that skank has some serious whoremones

by Jayniew January 24, 2009

Whoremonkey

Mainly used to put someone down, but can be rather funny if used in the correct context.

1)Random person: Ah, dude, that bitch is hott!
Other random person: Yeah, but she looks like a whoremonkey...

2) Ah, you fuckin whoremonkey, that was my mom!

by Gothic redneck April 27, 2007

Whoremon

Mormon's from Utah, who in rebellion of their staunch religion, have begun sleeping around. Frequently these Whoremons' have no respect for other people's relationships and will use dirty language to attract their prey.

"She is such a Whoremon!"

by Jean Chandler April 7, 2008

whoremonger

One who habitually patronizes prostitutes.

Joe is such a whoremonger.

by Rony February 6, 2003