whoami 

A Unix or Linix command that enables distracted postcyberpunk writers to see which username they are currently logged in under.

Once you have forgotten who and where you are, the whoami command is indispensible. I use it all the time.
- Neal Stephenson, 'In the Beginning was the Command Line' (1999)

whoami by Lucifer B August 12, 2005

whoami 

Unix and Linux command. Gives the username of the current user. Useful if one is logged in under several names and has forgotten who they are for the session.

bash$ whoami
(answer) yourname

whoami by Lucifer1 July 23, 2008

whoamomma 

ass bandit

"that guy is a whoamomma"

whoamomma by big poof September 25, 2003

whoaing like Keanu Reeves 

A state of fascination or awe. Therefore, you say "whoa" in response to whatever you find unbelievable.

This definition is dervied from the movie The Matrix starring Keanu Reeves. He says "whoa" once he learns of his incredible powers.

Example #1 "Oh my God, I'm totally whoaing like Keanu Reeves over here. Did you see Vanilla Sky? What a mind bender!" says Jules.

Example #2 "The sex has to be great," says Marc. "It has to be so good that is has you whoaing like Keanu Reeves."

whoaing like Keanu Reeves by Omarossa June 28, 2005

whoabitch 

A term of shock. To alert one that he or she has crossed the line or been offensive. Almost always followed by an exclamation point.

"I don't want to deal with that fat ho."
"Whoabitch!"

whoabitch by WhoaBitcher May 13, 2005

whoadi 

(wo' - day) slang; A term originating in New Orleans. In most cases where the word "dude" "bro" or "homie" would be used, whoadi can be substituted. Has often been incorrectly spelled "wootay" "woadi" "wotay" and "whodi." It is not uncommon for New Orleans natives to shorten the term to just "wo."

"Say whoadi, come holla at me right quick."

"Man, I was chillin wo"

"I ain't playin no games whoadi"

whoadi by Mr. RealityMusic February 18, 2008

WHOAMB 

Whoa, my buddha!

Simular to WHOAMG which is a variant of OMG. WHOAMB is a variant of OMB.

*someone posts a link to somewhere*
someotherguy: WHOAMB! WHAT WAS THAT? That was AMAZING!

WHOAMB by b4ct31r10n August 23, 2004