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white flash 

1. An unfortunate phenomenon seen in most white women wherein they will age the equivalent of 5-10 years in only a 6-18 month time span.

This usually occurs at some point between the ages of 18-26.


2. A general description of how poorly white women age. hypothesized to be due to a high sensitivity to sun damage.
1. Carol was ridiculously hot when she graduated college, but after an unfortunate white flash around age 21, she now looks fairly plain...and kind of chubby.

2. All the white girls at my high school were gorgeous. But now, despite being only in their mid-to-late 20s, most are wretched with cankles and catcher mitt faces.
white flash by Depressed123 April 27, 2009
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White Flashbang 

A white flashbang is the act of ejaculating into a females eyes thus blinding her and then farting in her ears to further deafen her.
Damn, last night was really hot, I gave that girl a proper white flashbang.
White Flashbang by schlongilungus January 14, 2022

flash-write 

To quickly write down an essay.

To BS an essay really quickly and jot down the first ideas to come to mind.
I’m about to flash-write the hell out of this essay!

Whitelash 

When white voters turnout high in a election because they are so used to white privilege that quality may seem like oppression
Peter: Damn,this mexican guy got the job because he was more qualified. but, but, bu...What happened to just being white, isn't that enough anymore?

Chris: I hope white folks start realizing how oppressed we are, the election better turn out to be a whitelash.
Whitelash by AJ98 November 9, 2016
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