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white flash 

1. An unfortunate phenomenon seen in most white women wherein they will age the equivalent of 5-10 years in only a 6-18 month time span.

This usually occurs at some point between the ages of 18-26.


2. A general description of how poorly white women age. hypothesized to be due to a high sensitivity to sun damage.
1. Carol was ridiculously hot when she graduated college, but after an unfortunate white flash around age 21, she now looks fairly plain...and kind of chubby.

2. All the white girls at my high school were gorgeous. But now, despite being only in their mid-to-late 20s, most are wretched with cankles and catcher mitt faces.


white flash by Depressed123 April 27, 2009
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White Flashbang 

A white flashbang is the act of ejaculating into a females eyes thus blinding her and then farting in her ears to further deafen her.
Damn, last night was really hot, I gave that girl a proper white flashbang.
White Flashbang by schlongilungus January 14, 2022

flash-write 

To quickly write down an essay.

To BS an essay really quickly and jot down the first ideas to come to mind.
I’m about to flash-write the hell out of this essay!

Whitelash 

When white voters turnout high in a election because they are so used to white privilege that quality may seem like oppression
Peter: Damn,this mexican guy got the job because he was more qualified. but, but, bu...What happened to just being white, isn't that enough anymore?

Chris: I hope white folks start realizing how oppressed we are, the election better turn out to be a whitelash.
Whitelash by AJ98 November 9, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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