white eyed cyclops 

The act of blowing your load in the center of a females forehead while she is giving your oral pleasure. Such that the jizzum stain encountered resembles a third eye.

Just as I pulled out, I slammed my cock into her face and gave her a white eyed cyclops.
I had to punch Gary in the dick, he was about to give me a one eyed cyclops.

white eyed cyclops by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007

hunchbacked white eyed cyclops 

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.

It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.

hunchbacked white eyed cyclops by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007