Wheelpig Share definition Flag A person who is to fat or obese to walk around, so they are forced to use mobile seating such as wheelchairs and rolly chairs to move about. #1. "You see him, he is the biggest man I have ever seen."#2. "Ya I know, what a fuckin wheelpig!" Wheelpig by Ddman112 May 10, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Wheelpig mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch