wheat tits 

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.

max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."

jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."

wheat tits by woggzy July 2, 2019

what the tits

What the fuck/hell/shit

What the tits is going on in here?!

what the tits by teetsy mcspank January 16, 2004

what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?

Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!

what the tits by Freddizle fo' Shizzle May 26, 2016

what wonderful tits 

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll grope You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits

Oh, Yes!

what wonderful tits by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

what's-her-tits 

A phrase to refer to a girl when you can't remember her name, similar to what's-her-name. Also the feminine version of what's-his-nuts.

What's-her-tits left her shit here again, I hate it when she does that!

what's-her-tits by cryinghill June 3, 2005

What's her tits 

The female equivalent of "what's his name?" when trying to remember someone's name.

Oh my God, like that girl we met at that party...you know?...What's her tits, there.

What's her tits by yursh22 August 31, 2017