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Whale Lover 

Someone who clearly isn't overweight who thoroughly enjoys having sex with overweight people.

They are more turned on when the person of interest is visibly fat.
M: Yo man that chick is so thick and sexy
R: Wtf bro she's at least 200lbs... And only 145cm tall!
M: I'm gonna fuck her
R: Save me some McDonald's bro, you whale lover!

humpback whale lover 

someone who no one likes at all! the humpback whale humper is annoying and no one will Humpback this person becuz of his/her looks and smell

(a horney person with no one to have sex with) wants something to hump him/her back
guy1wow look at that guy other there

guy2 yeah it looks like he is trying to hard

guy3 what a humpback whale lover

Whole Lotta Love 

A kick ass song by the Gods of Rock Led Zeppelin released on Led Zeppelin II in October 1969!
Sexiest riff ever, best heard on either live (Earls Court especially...) or on record/CD just a fucking awesome song
Jimmy Pages riff is one of the best and recognizable riffs ever!
and don't get me started on Robert Plant...

The full combination of Led Zeppelin Bonzos drums and JPJ's bass also gives the song a real kick!
Long live LED ZEPPELIN!
Random person: LED ZEPPELIN SUCKS! OLD MUSIC SUCKS! ITS NOT DIRTY ENOUGH FOR TODAYS STANDARDS!
led zep nut: have you heard Whole lotta love?
Random person: NO!
led zep nut: give it a listen
*both listen*
random person: im not a virgin anymore...
led zep nut: my work is done :)

Whole Lotta Love 

You need cooling
Baby I'm not fooling
I'm gonna send ya
Back to schooling
A-way down inside
A-honey you need it
I'm gonna give you my love
I'm gonna give you my love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been learning
Um baby I been learning
All them good times baby, baby
I've been year-yearning
A-way, way down inside
A-honey you need-ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah oh
Whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been cooling
And baby I've been drooling
All the good times, baby
I've been misusing
A-way, way down inside
I'm gonna give ya my love
I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love
I'm gonna give ya my love
Hey!
Alright! Let's go!
Whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Way down inside
Woman, you need, yeah
Love
My, my, my, my
My, my, my, my
Lord
Shake for me girl
I wanna be your backdoor man
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Cool, my, my baby

A-keep it cooling baby
A-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby

Get a movie the whole family will love 

Get a movie the whole family will love Ron Jeremy the parents love my large body of work the kids will love the money shot
Let's get a movie the whole family will love Ron Jeremy

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village 

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."