whakka

1. to engage in some variety of sexual intercourse, either alone or with a partner(s). Always used in triplicate, i.e. whakka whakka whakka, unless in answering an interrogative, in which case one whakka will suffice. (see example two) Only the last whakka may be modified to fit the tense of the sentence. May be used as an interrogative to question the occurance of aforementioned sexual activity.

1. I totally walked in on Jackson whakka whakka whakking to some lesbian erotica. Man, he has a small one.
2. Roomie walks out with JBF hair.
Me: Whakka Whakka Whakka?
Roomie: Whakka.
3. Jackson: Man, I couldnt sleep last night. He whakka whakka whakked it at four in the morning. I think they were trying to keep it down but its hard when theres only a wall between your head and their whakka whakka whakking.

by 1703 December 29, 2007

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whakka doodle

Its the highest of crazy when a person's crazy peaks and they no longer identify as human they've moved their indoor tent and pet unicorn chunky permanently Into crazy town villa and by the states choice you have a compulsory uniform with no hand holes but has that loving comfort of the hug .some whakka doodling involves believing if you watch kung fu panda you're training is complete and you're a street fighter other beliefs include if you rush for a hour it's not the meth ya took ots actual training to be cracky chan

Whakka doodle
DO NOT APPROACH
DDO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
DO NOT SPEAK TO THEM
DONT LET THEM START TALKING
IF IN DOUBT JUMP IN FRONT OF A HEAVY VEHINCLE ITLL BE LESS PAINFUL

by Imhi lari ous December 1, 2025

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Whackateer

Members of volunteer fire companies that can't differentiate themselves regarding whacker vs. true volunteers . Whackateering is the art of pretending you're important , in-charge or even liked as a matter of fact. Wackateers thrive off the pretense of a true, passionate volunteer. How to spot a whackateer one may ask? Simple-just look for someone dressed in turn out gear, ear to the portable pretending to know what's being communicated and appears to be under the impression that they're in charge or have a clue. Other words , appear dumbfounded and confused . Often they will have a fisher price walkie talkie and flashlights giving orders to 7 yr olds at the local playgrounds. Be weary of these nut jobs

whackateer poser grey squirrel fire Marshall bill why is he on the fire engine! "Oh, he's our new whackateer!"

by Somebody said what ? January 17, 2013

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whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack

God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!

by Barchack April 13, 2008

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