whakka 

1. to engage in some variety of sexual intercourse, either alone or with a partner(s). Always used in triplicate, i.e. whakka whakka whakka, unless in answering an interrogative, in which case one whakka will suffice. (see example two) Only the last whakka may be modified to fit the tense of the sentence. May be used as an interrogative to question the occurance of aforementioned sexual activity.

1. I totally walked in on Jackson whakka whakka whakking to some lesbian erotica. Man, he has a small one.
2. Roomie walks out with JBF hair.
Me: Whakka Whakka Whakka?
Roomie: Whakka.
3. Jackson: Man, I couldnt sleep last night. He whakka whakka whakked it at four in the morning. I think they were trying to keep it down but its hard when theres only a wall between your head and their whakka whakka whakking.

whakka by 1703 December 29, 2007

whakka doodle

Its the highest of crazy when a person's crazy peaks and they no longer identify as human they've moved their indoor tent and pet unicorn chunky permanently Into crazy town villa and by the states choice you have a compulsory uniform with no hand holes but has that loving comfort of the hug .some whakka doodling involves believing if you watch kung fu panda you're training is complete and you're a street fighter other beliefs include if you rush for a hour it's not the meth ya took ots actual training to be cracky chan

Whakka doodle
DO NOT APPROACH
DDO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
DO NOT SPEAK TO THEM
DONT LET THEM START TALKING
IF IN DOUBT JUMP IN FRONT OF A HEAVY VEHINCLE ITLL BE LESS PAINFUL

whakka doodle by Imhi lari ous December 1, 2025

Whackateer 

Members of volunteer fire companies that can't differentiate themselves regarding whacker vs. true volunteers . Whackateering is the art of pretending you're important , in-charge or even liked as a matter of fact. Wackateers thrive off the pretense of a true, passionate volunteer. How to spot a whackateer one may ask? Simple-just look for someone dressed in turn out gear, ear to the portable pretending to know what's being communicated and appears to be under the impression that they're in charge or have a clue. Other words , appear dumbfounded and confused . Often they will have a fisher price walkie talkie and flashlights giving orders to 7 yr olds at the local playgrounds. Be weary of these nut jobs

whackateer poser grey squirrel fire Marshall bill why is he on the fire engine! "Oh, he's our new whackateer!"

Whackateer by Somebody said what ? January 17, 2013

whackatorium

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a whackatorium is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: jack shack

God, we've only been here a week and Gale's already built himself a whackatorium!

whackatorium by Barchack April 13, 2008

wakka 

That sound from Pac-Man. You know!

Doo doo doodoo...
wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

wakka by oxyhemoglobin May 2, 2006

Whackaholic

An individual who chronically masturbates, typically 3+ times a day on average.

"Where the hell is Joe?"

"I told you he'd be late cause he's beatin' it. The kid is a total whackaholic."

Whackaholic by CDuFF105 August 21, 2008

Whackafoo 

Noun; the crease where the upper thigh meets the lower butt cheek. Typically observed when one wears exceedingly short shorts.

Look at that girl's whackafoo! Those shorts couldn't get any shorter.

Whackafoo by HandyDandyMatty September 4, 2013