weednomics 

Weednomics is the the trade of making a profit through weed by buying weed, smoking it and then selling it back to another person for more or the same price after smoking some of it. And in the process get high and make a profit from what you started with.

"Bitch I know my weed, I know my weednomics."

Sean Buys 2 shitty skinny dub bags of du-du-ass weed from Joe, then smokes some of it w/ Colin. Then he sells it back to some idiots, and then buy some more good weed and ends up getting a good high or 2 and making money. He knows his weednomics

weednomics by Original G April 28, 2008

weednostics 

Any kind of data obtained from any tests performed or operated on marijuana plants.

"Well Bob we just got the weednostics back, and the tests show that those are some damn fine plants."

weednostics by Ant$ January 13, 2007

weedonomics 

You know the whole "WHERE'S MA MONEY?" thing? ya, that's what I'm talking about. When them little bitches fool ya and then you don't got the heart (or posse) to bring them down? These rat bastards fool you through the cunning art of WEEDONOMICS.

Weedonomics are the financial operations that occur when people start trying to find the best solution for weed. This includes many people trying to get at you as "friends" and then putting you in situations where you feel like it's wrong to tell them no.

The main types of people who involve weedonomics in the financial operations of weed are the ones who only talk about who you should trust and who you shouldn't, regardless of whether you know the "enemy's" business or not. They are parasites but they are also mostly any stoner you see. In many cases you may end up losing a lot of money to a stoner who tells you "trust me" and won't let you find a way to squirm out of the awkward "no!" and then keeps telling you they'll pay you back later.

Weedonomics is the main reason for pot being so expensive. This is one of the few cases where you can't blame the government and professional types for screwing things up, and thus no true boundaries exist for the prices of weed and pieces.

one day, in a chat:
Rus:"Yo lyle, you got any bud?"
Ly:"Ya dude, just hit me up tomorrow."
Rus:"kk will do."
(in another chat)
Mur:"Yo I have an investment for you, dude."
Rus:"Shoot."
Mur:"Steve's selling his bong."
Rus:"I'll think about it... I've already got a bubbler I just made n I'm buying from Lyle tomorrow."
Mur:"Don't buy from him. He ripped off my friend for half an ounce, and bubblers start to melt after awhile."
Rus:"I dunno, he makes things simple."
Mur:"Don't buy from him, Steve picks up mad good stuff, trust me."
Rus:"I'll think about it..."
(meanwhile)
Meg:"So how goes the buying?"
Rus:"I was gonna buy from lyle, but murry's got me wrapped up in a game of weedonomics so I'll have to figure it out tomorrow. I mean, we only have 40$ between us... not THAT much..."

(alternate scenario)
Ly:"Yo dude you need some pot?"
Rus:"Nah I'm good."
Ly:"Ok peace."
SEE HOW SIMPLE THAT WAS? jesus christ...

weedonomics by DJ Russly July 31, 2009

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019