waynon

An amazing guy.
A Waynon can be defined by 5 words;

funny, cute, unique, sexy, & huggable.

Waynon's are people you can't help but love. There is no forgetting a Waynon.

"You see that cute guyover there? That's Waynon! I sooo want to take him home!"

"Dude, you could never be as amazing as Waynon, he's unique.

waynon by Blackdaggerbabe December 19, 2016

Waylon Jennings 

The greatest Country music singer of all time and a legend of the "Outlaw Country" movement when Country was still about the passion of the music. Waylon was originally a bass player for Buddy Holly. After Buddy's death, Waylon began to follow his own act and became one of the founding members of the "Outlaw Movement" of Country -- also known as the greatest music ever created (examples would be Willie Nelson, Johnny Paycheck, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allen Coe, and George Jones). Waylon peaked in the 70's before Country music began to slowly turn to commercialized crap (a process completed by the mid-late 90's). He was married to the very beautiful Jessi Colter, who as the "First Woman of Outlaw Music" would have had no issue in kicking someone like Taylor Swift's scrawny little ass, before passing away in 2002.

Waylon had a very distinctive voice and passion in his music that is un-characteristic of bubblegum Country of today where men wear $4,000 cowboy hats from New York Department stores and women have fake breasts and fake blonde hair. Great Country legends like Waylon Jennings smoked non-filtered Pall Mall's and drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, often drunk as hell before getting up on stage, and still managed to give all their heart in their music. Waylon was a gentleman at heart and like many others in the "Outlaw Country" movement, his body faded away from us all long before the spirit within him could be given proper voice within his music.

"Man, Country just ain't what it used to be!"

"I hear that, we need some Waylon Jennings, Willie, and the boys!"

Waylon Jennings by JDFP February 15, 2010

Wynona 

Wynona is a very sweet and soft person! She is the cutest person youll ever come across and the sweetest dessert you will ever taste (wink wonk). That super soft and cuddly girl deserves some love and appreciation! If you ever do happen to meet her, be sure to tackle hug her and tell her i love you! She is the brightest star shining in the night sky, the second star to the right! (if you get what i mean) Send her lots of love and appreciation every single day, for you are lucky to have her in your life!

Wynona is amazing! Softest mochi ever uwu

Wynona by вℓαик тαє September 14, 2018

Kyle Wagnon's Mom 

A super hot mom who likes to get slammed by gym teachers and their sons.

Hey whos that slut?
Oh that's just Kyle Wagnon's Mom

Kyle Wagnon's Mom by Larry ward October 27, 2009

Waymon

A sexy ass cherokee name.

When people hear Waymon they think of the sexiest cherokee black nigga that ever lived. Loving, Caring, and a good ass kisser; Waymon makes the perfect package along with his abs 😍

"Aye you know Waymon?"

"Nah why?"
"Damn how?' He's fine asf!"

Waymon by Wayy2good March 13, 2017

Waynoceros 

A fat Wayne.

Wow, look at Waynoceros chow down on those doughnuts!

Waynoceros by FlamHoy September 25, 2010

wayont

A wayont is a unit of measurement equal to the average length of an Alaskans penis or 6.24 miles

Mine is 1.02 wayonts long. How big is yours?

wayont by Urban Twisticle July 24, 2011