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water noodles

Bad storm, or the potential path of a large storm. This term comes from how the news tries to predict the path of a hurricane, tropical depression, tropical storm, etc. When watching the weather the forcast shows projections in different colors resembling the toy "water noodles" used in the pool. As a result, bad storms are dubbed water noodles.
Man, there are water noodles all over town today. I am going to stay in and watch a movie instead of going outside.
water noodles by Twartacus June 30, 2006
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watery noodles 

Second rate and ill prepared. Like Big Boy resturant's spaghetti that never gets drained properly making an extremely watery tomato soup at the bottom of the dish.
Man, Dom's argument is like watery noodles. He should have thougt that shit out more.
watery noodles by ~Bean September 13, 2006

Water Noodle 

A penis with so much foreskin that it looks like it flows like water.
Tim's water noodle flowed effortlessly out of his fly.
Water Noodle by Fatmancando December 29, 2010