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1. (noun) wish and/or want; anything you want to achieve, try, experience
2. (verb) to share your wishes and wants, things you want to do. Esp. when you mean to do your best to make them reality soon

We may have invented the word for our startup ;)
Help a friend complete a wantsh to make their day.

Let's wantsh together?
Keep wantshing, mate, you can do it! (see fighting)
wantsh by jedamaleky September 30, 2019
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Wankshit 

Sperm coming out of your dick during wanking.
Babe, I will swallow your whole wankshit !
Wankshit by Top Mason March 17, 2015

That's what she wants 

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.
In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

When She Wants the ADZIT 

Another phrase used by the godliest of divine chads that have monstrous cocks. saying this phrase immediately makes all women in a 100km radius want you, and inventing this phrase would make you transcend the level of chadliness to become the ultimate chad of a man that all women want. This phrase signifies that a woman wants to indulge in certain activities with adzit7
"When she wants the ADZIT!" - Ultra Chad
"LOOOL HE IS SO FUNNY AND HOT" - supermodel
"YO THIS GUY ACTUALLY COOL AFF"- other chad
"His muscles are so large" - Supermodel
"I want the adzit now" - Monkey

He wants the P

Female equivalent of the ever popular "she wants the D" used to indicate recognition by a dude that a girl wants some dick. However in this case, the P is for pussy and said by chicks.
Marsha: I just caught that guy checking me out girl.
Wendy: I saw that too. Surely he wants the p.

He wants the V 

Lit., "He wants the Vagina", a way of saying that a male wants his fingers in your vagina. When a guy wants your pussy on his dick. he wants to eat you out.
"He was laughing at all your jokes. He wants the v."

"Girl, he wants the v"

"Yeah, i'd let him"

She wants the D

Lit., "She wants the dick", a way of saying that a female wants your penis in her hand or in one of her orifices. The amount that a female "wants the D" can in fact be calculated with this simple formula:

x = total hours paying attention to your words
y = her seemingly pointless interest in you, counted in weeks
z = number of times she has stated, in anger at your conceit and arrogance, that she definitely does NOT want the dick (and never will).

Note that z can be a negative number, if she has stated that she wants the dick.

a = How much she (the subject of interest) wants the dick

For z = 0, a = x + ( y / x )

For z > 0, a = ( 0 - z )

For z < 0, a = x + y ( - z )

Lopez's law:
For z < 0, a cannot exceed 2x because she cannot possibly want the dick that much.

Baker's law:
For z > 0, a cannot exceed 1, because if she has said she does not want the dick, she may want you to work for it, and will want the dick more at a future time, although not currently.
"She was laughing at all your jokes. She wants the d."
She wants the D by 28017013 January 11, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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