(Adj) Used to describe a floppy haired idiot with moronic views, a face like a microwaved piece of play-do and the insight of a Kappa tracksuit. Typically found in North America but there are many of these types to be found around the world.
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"Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.
Donald J. Trump: Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cell phone info to authorities regarding radical Islamic terrorist couple from Cal
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Milk the Cow Podcast: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin.
by KingfishRex September 2, 2016
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Donald Trump (tweeting from his iPhone): Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical terrorists
Twitter Follower to Donald: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin
Twitter Follower to Donald: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin
by uprqct September 3, 2016
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puffery - exaggerated claims of quality which cannot be determined
specifically relates to Donald Trump
n. wankpuffin is the unrealistic claims declared by Trump, a form of public mental masturbation.
puffery - exaggerated claims of quality which cannot be determined
specifically relates to Donald Trump
n. wankpuffin is the unrealistic claims declared by Trump, a form of public mental masturbation.
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1. A north-Atlantic bird that does nothing but jerk off
2. An asshole
3. A dumb person
1. A north-Atlantic bird that does nothing but jerk off
2. An asshole
3. A dumb person
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