wank puffin 

(Adj) Used to describe a floppy haired idiot with moronic views, a face like a microwaved piece of play-do and the insight of a Kappa tracksuit. Typically found in North America but there are many of these types to be found around the world.

Donald Trump is an absolute wank puffin.

wank puffin by SPANGLED August 23, 2016

wank puffin 

Donald Trump

Donald trump is a wank puffin

wank puffin by Hippie22 August 18, 2016

wankpuffin 

"Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.

Donald J. Trump: Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cell phone info to authorities regarding radical Islamic terrorist couple from Cal

Milk the Cow Podcast: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin.

wankpuffin by KingfishRex September 2, 2016

wankpuffin 

Some say Sir. David Attenborough blurted it out in a fit of rage in the latest episode of "Planet Earth", others say it's a colourful seabird's special "private time" with it's big head.... all we know is it's an awesome put-down currently trending on Twitter

Donald Trump (tweeting from his iPhone): Boycott all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical terrorists

Twitter Follower to Donald: You tweeted this from your iPhone you wankpuffin

wankpuffin by uprqct September 3, 2016

wankpuffin 

wank - to masturbate
puffery - exaggerated claims of quality which cannot be determined
specifically relates to Donald Trump

n. wankpuffin is the unrealistic claims declared by Trump, a form of public mental masturbation.

It takes a wankpuffin to make that kind of statement.

wankpuffin by Homebrew-Ale September 5, 2016

Wankpuffin 

A horrid person. A terrible tinkle berry box. Assassination worthy.

Katelyn: "Donald Trump is a wankpuffin."
Sebastian: "Yeah, he's a horrid person."

Wankpuffin by Tunataconudger August 2, 2016

wankpuffin 

Commonly associated with Donald Trump.

1. A north-Atlantic bird that does nothing but jerk off
2. An asshole
3. A dumb person

Dude, did you see Donald Trump's twitter? Someone called him a wankpuffin!

wankpuffin by asscat243 November 19, 2016