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noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies
by koko October 31, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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