wana/b/e

immature preteens or newfags thinking they're cool by saying old /b/ memes

water.mellow: So one day..
gnomearc: COOL STORY BRO
water.mellow: you're such a moron
gnomearc: no u
water.mellow: ugh, what a wana/b/e!

by girlfromhabbocanada-madethis March 24, 2010

wana be grunge

One who wears ripped jeans they bought ripped, Wears flannel that is actualy just a plad shirt, and thinks Nirvana is the only grunge band.

Kid:Hey like this new flannel i bought?It makes me look like a grunger!!
Me: WTF a Grunger whats that sopposed to mean?
Group: Procedes to kick the kids ass

Wana be grunge

by The Carl November 11, 2005

Obi Wanabe

noun; Oh-bee Whan-ah-bee

A person who thinks they're full of wisdom and sage advice like an ancient Jedi master, but are in fact, full of shit.

Old fool: Now listen here, youngster...
Me: Dude, you're such an Obi Wanabe. Older doesn't always mean wiser.

by CY-EV September 16, 2010

Wanabe Drunks

a group of people with great power

woman: is this area safe?
man: no, it's owned by the Wanabe Drunks! RUN!
woman: no, i want to sexualize them.
man: Karen, no!
woman: sorry, but no woman can resist a Wanabe.

by NathanPlus1 September 5, 2019

wanabemo

A person who steals peoples ideas, and specializes in the listening and following of EMOtional progressive rock.

Also a cult like where all the males in the group dye their hair black and have it styled like the beatles

Holy shit! look at all those wanabemos

by Joshua Rawcliffe May 13, 2005

wanabees

This word originated in the 80’s when the urban clothing style (long, tall ski caps, bright colors, baggy style, backwards baseball cap, etc) was made popular by gang members. People who wanted to look cool began to copy this style even though they were not in a gang. These people were given the name ‘wannabes’ for wanting to look like they were in a gang. Now this term is used do describe many people in varies groups who want to look a certain way b/c of its appeal, not because it reflect who they truly are.

gang member 1: hey man look at those guys over there
gang member 2: this ain't their hood
gang member 1: he dresses like it
gang member 2: nah, they are wanabees

by 43081 February 18, 2008

Thug Wanabe

A person who is typically white or suburban, who tries to be street/black/mexican by listening to hip/hop, getting a tattoo, acting tough, and avoiding responsibility well into their 30's. They spend their lives acting 'bad' and trying to scare regular citizens but never really cross the line into serving longterm prison terms which is what 'bad' people end up doing. Confirms the idea that how 'bad'someone is depends on who you compare them to, most people have a line they won't cross.

Dave: Stalin was a real Thug.
John: So was Saddam Hussein.
Dave: Jesse James is a Thug Wanabe.
John: Eminem is the biggest Thug Wanabe.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 12, 2005